| Health | 6 |
| Speed | 4.5 |
| Fire Rate | 1 |
| Accuracy | 1 |
| Starting Weapon | Buckshot Pistol |
| Passives | More Speed, Lucky |
| Downsides | Less Max HP, Jumpscare |
| Active | Horse Kick |
| Unlock Method | Available upon installation |
Horsie is a Modded Mutant created by McChomk. He is a fast paced character that can keep up his sustain with extra pickups.
Abilities
Jumpscare
If Horsie doesn't move for too long, a png of a horse with launch at the screen with a loud sound and NTT will freeze. While intended as a gag, this may actually impact your gameplay if you forget to pause when doing something.
Horse Kick
Horsie's active is a close range kick. It does mild damage and stuns enemies upon them being hit by it. Bosses have a cooldown where they can't be stunned. Despite functioning like a melee slash, the kick does not destroy or deflect projectiles.
In addition to its stun usage, Kick can be used to combo enemies with just enough health to tank a hit from your main weapon.
Throne Butt
Horsie's Throne Butt extends the stun duration of the kick.