| Health | 8 |
| Speed | 4 |
| Fire Rate | 1 |
| Accuracy | 1 |
| Starting Weapon | Machinegun |
| Passive | Portals Spawn Weapons |
| Downside | No Chests |
| Active | HP Transmutation |
| "Voice Actor" | Chest sounds |
Chester is a character designed around resource management, with his only reliable source of Ammo being from trading his own HP.
Chester was created by Mr. Mediocre.